I Use Words Good.

.............................the gal with a touch of sin walks in.............................

Writer of words, teller of tales, singer of songs and actor of acts. Will make you laugh in 30 mins or your money back (non-refundable deposit required). Into Supernatural and its ridiculously good looking male main and supporting cast, MCU, Whedonverse, Seth MacFarlane's attractiveness and his 'verse, Welcome to Night Vale, MPGiS, reading way past lights out, music & musicals and lots more. Currently working on the first books in the not-at-all-for-kids series "Urban Fables: Bad Ideas" and chipping away at a dark humour fantasy novel, a series of podcast plays and "Theatre Against Humanity" are in the works.

OMG it’s a Seth MacFarlane wonderland on my dash right now and yay flails and falls over and HNNNNNGH.

Also, if Sherlock has a purple shirt of sex, Seth needs to have a “white tux of seduction”. Tux-duction.

…because reasons.

clevergirlhelps:

I see and write a lot of “DON’T DO THIS!!!” posts, so I thought I would make a “DO THIS!!!” post.
General Requests
More POC in leading roles
More important friendships
More queer characters in leading roles
More disabled characters in leading roles
More genderqueer and trans characters in leading roles
Realistic women in leading roles
Happier/more positive characters and messages
Specific
45 Things I Want to See More Of (Part 2)
Black Villains
Boys in YA
Characters
Cool Things (2) (3)
Fantasy (2)
Female Characters (2)
Female Character Traits
Happiness
Horror Genre Mashups
Magic Systems
Male Characters
Medieval Fantasy
Modern Fantasy
Plots
Relationships
Romance (2)
Soulmate AUs
Stories
Stories I Want to Read
Urban Fantasy
What thewritingcafe Wants
YA Novels (2) (3) (4)
My wish list tag is always updating and includes posts containing things I would like to see in fiction. characterandwritinghelp has a similar tag.
The plot bunnies tag is likewise updating and includes posts that I think would make for an interesting story.
More Things I Would Like to See
Steampunk with different ethnic influences alongside the gears
Utopias that try really hard to be good, even though they aren’t and never will be perfect
Science and magic coexisting
Creation stories - stories that focus on building and growth rather than destruction
People are good themes
Extroverted protagonists
Environments other than temperate deciduous
Stories centered on art
Stories without war
Read More

clevergirlhelps:

I see and write a lot of “DON’T DO THIS!!!” posts, so I thought I would make a “DO THIS!!!” post.

General Requests

  • More POC in leading roles
  • More important friendships
  • More queer characters in leading roles
  • More disabled characters in leading roles
  • More genderqueer and trans characters in leading roles
  • Realistic women in leading roles
  • Happier/more positive characters and messages

Specific

My wish list tag is always updating and includes posts containing things I would like to see in fiction. characterandwritinghelp has a similar tag.

The plot bunnies tag is likewise updating and includes posts that I think would make for an interesting story.

More Things I Would Like to See

  • Steampunk with different ethnic influences alongside the gears
  • Utopias that try really hard to be good, even though they aren’t and never will be perfect
  • Science and magic coexisting
  • Creation stories - stories that focus on building and growth rather than destruction
  • People are good themes
  • Extroverted protagonists
  • Environments other than temperate deciduous
  • Stories centered on art
  • Stories without war

Read More

(via referenceforwriters)

(0:15 of “Everybody Needs a Best Friend”, Hollywood Bowl Concert. August 29, 2014.)

(Source: macfarlaneseth)

macfarlaneseth:

A little afternoon Mancini

Piano playing is one of my top three turn-ons, I can’t even tell you. (Guys who sing and play piano get automatic pass.)

(via sethsconverse)

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

(Source: violetmaps, via chiaki-c)

I have two eps and I’m done eight seasons of American Dad (all that’s on NetFlix). Luckily I have about ten seasons of Family Guy to work through next.

(If I don’t keep his voice in my head I won’t get this thing written, because he’s currently the voice of the guy main character. I’m not a crazy writer, you’re a crazy writer. PS - thank crap he posted those two vids on Instagram. HNNNNGH.)

A little afternoon Mancini

(Source: sethmacfarlane-yay)

philsandifer:

skalja:

  • Favorite thing about this scene: the Doctor acknowledging his part in sending a companion mixed signals instead of blaming their response to his signals on irrational human-ness (and femaleness). Now go back and say this to Martha, Doctor, preferably with an actual “I’m sorry.”
  • Least favorite thing about this scene: fandom missing the point and continuing to insist that Clara’s a horrible shallow person who just wanted Eleven to be her boyfriend and dislikes Twelve because of that

Overture to a post. 

(Source: storybrookewinchesters, via luciferissatan)

  • Mun: Okay, we have a few drafts to do. We have one where you're in a fight, one where you're relaxing with a friend, and one where you're meeting someone completely new. Now, which one do you want to work on first?
  • Muse: *points at another character on the dash* I want that one.
  • Mun: No. That wasn't even one of the options. We need to work on your drafts first.
  • Muse: I want that one.
  • mun: but-
  • muse: THAT... ONE...
  • mun: I said no.
  • muse: I know where you sleep...
  • mun: I know how to destroy you...
  • muse: ...
  • mun: ...
  • muse: ...
  • mun: ...